
1. Massa Marittima Mural, Aka The Penis Tree

2. The Cerne Abbas Giant
Have you seen the Nazca Lines in Peru? If not, then you have to at least Google it now and be amazed by it. It may be hard to figure out all those lines, but one thing is for sure: it will leave you in awe. Until you see the Cerne Abbas Giant in Southern England. Also known as the Rude Man or Cerne Giant, this remarkable sight is a chalk drawing of a naked man on the hillside of Cerne Abbas in Dorset. Aside from being a Nazca line wannabe, it’s too hard not to notice that the giant looks like it had a massive erection, and he can’t get his thing back to normal, or maybe that is the normal state. It’s just too hard to tell. To be fair, the giant looks like a fertility symbol, which explains why childless couples camp out in the area. However, the more plausible explanation for this as to why the giant is there is that it is a 17th century parody of Oliver Cromwell, aka “England’s Hercules.”3. Marginalia, Aka The Doodle Poop
It may be difficult to understand why the medieval monks decided to choose that path. But hey, no one is judging them. After all, they chose that kind of lifestyle, so who are you to question that? Aside from praying incessantly and reading books to increase their knowledge even without going out, medieval monks have a favorite pastime: drawing doodles at the edge of the manuscripts. Known as Marginalia, they have absolutely nothing to do with the texts. However, what is more alarming is that these doodles must have started the poop jokes, no thanks to the scribbles, of course. Go ahead and type in medieval art or marginalia on Google. You can see some drawings where either a man or animal are letting out that big, smelly poop and aiming it at someone. And yes, it is that graphic. As to whether they are twisted or not, well, it’s up to you to decide. Be the judge.4. The Bayeux Tapestry

5. Roman Graffiti
There is no doubt that the Romans have made one of the biggest contributions on the planet. Admit if, every time you hear the word Rome, you always picture the Coliseum, a political system, Julius Caesar, and yes, even Russell Crowe as a gladiator. Despite the grandeur and sophistication, did you know that Romans were the first to introduce vandalism in this planet? Unfortunately, the Romans were so into graffiti writing, they did it everywhere, even in their magnificent buildings in the most childish way possible. As to the graffiti? Well, it could be about anything – from their frustrations about the women Roman dudes had sex with, to issues involving the political system. In Pompeii alone, walls of Pompeian houses were covered with inscriptions of electoral propaganda. In other words, writing on walls has always been a part of Roman culture. It was only a few years ago when the experts discovered it. It turns out they are not as sophisticated as the History books perceive them to be.6. Shakespeare’s F-word
He may be the greatest writer the world has ever known. Apparently, Shakespeare loved the F-word so much, he even included it in his works – and people don’t even notice it. If you think Shakespeare is some dude who is well educated, dignified, and spent his entire life writing sonnets and novels, well, he still is. However, deep down inside him is a cursing man who subtly puts the F bomb in many of his works.
7. The Sistine Chapel
Michelangelo was one of the most famous and greatest artists this world has ever produced. Yes, he was the guy behind the famous paintings found on Sistine Chapel’s ceiling. As to how he did that, well, it’s up to you to imagine. Of course, you have to be 50-feet tall to be able to see up close what is behind this famous painting. If your try to look at it closely, you can see that Michelangelo smothered the entire roof with penises. Apparently, Biagio da Cesena, the Pope’s Master of Ceremonies at that time and a hardcore religious purist, wasn’t very happy of how the painting turned out. In fact, he found it offensive to see naked people on the ceiling of the Church. Feeling hurt and considering what he has to go through to paint the ceiling, Michelangelo got back on Biagio da Cesena by drawing him as well, making da Cesena part of the painting. That’s not all. He even painted Biagio as Minos, aka the judge of the underworld. To make matters worse, there was even a snake wrapped around him while biting his, uhh, manhood. That’s what you call an epic “screw you.”8. Inscriptions On Bullets

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